Friday, September 25, 2015

Kill a Deer

I'm feeling a strong urge to kill a large animal. Deer is the obvious choice, as I can murder one with impunity. I've never hunted before. But with the arrival of autumn I'm feeling the bloodlust. I want to end the life of a large animal. I want to bathe in its blood. I want to taste the blood. I want to skin it, to clean out its organs, to make steaks and roasts and sausage of the muscles, to feast upon the organs with relish and merrily share it with friends. 

Hunting season is upon us. Anyone else in the mood to kill?